Once upon a time, there was a small midget with hairy toes and long beard was walking down the green mile. Out of nowhere Chad runs him over with his abnormally large cow, and left the midget there to die but he managed to crawl out from the way from the obese girl named Jame's the aZn. Chad bowed down for his stunt of undignified failure. Just then, out from the sky
fell a very large crate of potatoes and cheese which landed on top of a ferrari and it was driven by Mr. Captain Slow. Just then, he caught his pecker in his zipper and screamed like a dieing pig, who smelt bad, like dirty diapers. He screamed but found out he had no mouth. (Insert Mime here!) Swinging out of a hostile environment He reached for his baseball bat so he could beat the shit out of the bones and beefy goodness. Once done, he then decided to skydive naked while on viagra wearing sunglasses and rubbing himself profusely until the police showed up and started to laugh.

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Wow! This was one heck of a story. We should make it into a movie... except the last part would get cut for rating's sakes.

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Lmao, so thats how it turned out huh, great movie plot

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Andrew Rocha - Staff Member

 

yep. not to shabby

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